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Are you strike using the ugly stick? Have you got a face only a mother could love? Analysis “friends” call you Fugly? Do-little little ones try to escape yelling once you smile?
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Member #1NAME: My Personal Wang
NICKNAME: Ho Chi Minute
OCCUPATION: Freelance massage therapist.(I got a booth inside the mall.)
ABOUT ME: myself love your few years.
ENJOYS: grain, noodles, chinese meals.
DISLIKES: Racial stereotypes.
PASSIONS: Karate. Origami. Folding Kleenex areas into intricate devices.
SEARCHING FOR:A white chap. They’re therefore huge, knowing what I mean. *wink* No asian dudes, please. (after you run white, you won’t ever go back.)
Representative #2NAME: Ibkaye Spot(I altered my personal final identity honoring my childhood canine)
NICKNAME: Veggy Hippie
PROFESSION: business clerk in an organic wellness super market.
ABOUT MYSELF:I’m an extra stage vegan. That means we just take in animals just who don’t eat meats. I’m an associate of PETA and Greenpeace (save your self the whales!)
LIKES:i enjoy creatures. I have 17 kitties, 8 parakeets, 2 ferrets, and a three-legged, one-eyed, diabetic dog called Lucky.
HOBBIES:Feeding my personal pet. (They’re my soulmates!) Burning down medical laboratories to truly save a hamster.
LOOKIN FOR:A people who can love myself as far as I like my personal pets.
TERM: Manickal Krakakousky.
NICKNAME: my buddies give me a call Shithead. (In my opinion it’s because I wash commodes for a living.)
Intercourse: certainly please. (Haha, that joke never gets outdated.)
OCCUPATION: future Rock Star(Presently being employed as “domestic professional” aka janitor, but we exercise each and every day on my xbox 360 console.)
REGARDING MYSELF:When I don’t mop surfaces, I will look my booger and place it under my personal president’s desk. At the end of the day, i’d making a comparison which booger try larger.
WANTS:Heavy Steel sounds, Metallica, Metal Maiden. Girls with tattoos to their foreheads.
DISLIKES:My mother washing my undergarments. I can not help it, i recently loveeee scent from it if it is getting stored for just two weeks consecutively. That is the things I phone the all-natural fragrance of benefits.
INTERESTS: Headbanging, moshpitting.
SEARCHING FOR:Some girl with huge breasts and a tat on her forehead. As a last hotel tiny boobies were ok, however the tat is crucial. Recorded teeth elective. No slim chicks! Bulimia’s commonly welcome!
PERSONAL INFORMATION: What are that i will eat and munch likewise?
Ahhh Ahhh. . . I will be the broker I am also banned to date my personal customer. For your information, the next guy try a lady and its Sista Ibkaye you’re writing about.
Anywayz, Scopium, attention as of yet any person of ma client?
Na waaaa ohhhh. . . . Are you both jubocycke and jmkbond about each otha or something?
Mind you ohhh. . . . We run this busoiness by maself thus I take in wheneva Needs and I also become my very own manager.
One again i’ll state this, do you want ma clients ?
Eh. . . . It is my personal task. So would you like to date my personal client or not?
Ahhh Ahhh. . . I will be the representative and I am not allowed to date my personal client. For the tips, the second guy is actually women and its particular Sista Ibkaye you are speaing frankly about.
Anywayz, Scopium, care to date people of ma client?
I envy ur job oh. Its second to none.
I’d getting puking every day easily were in ur shoes(which are quite too large for me personally)
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All right, you are in. Probation for 2 time. Show-me everything’ve have.
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Which means you’re informing myself you are dating yourself Damn. . . . You betta go have a head check ohhh
I envy your task oh.
Indeed i understand i acquired the greatest task ever before!
GABRYWYL. abeg, be sure to, never set my personal term up indeed there. you know I am too good-looking getting on this ya insane dating website. i aint boasting oh. perform you wanna spoil tv series in my situation? . infact, we refuse to accept it had been my personal manickal u is writing on. I am sure absolutely some 1 else which contains that identity on nairaland.
HAAAAA. I know your feel handsome bobo ohhh. . . I have seen their picture. You’re damn good mehn. . . Simply pullin the thighs in right here.
[size=13pt]Ndumart which one your dey envy? The fart role or perhaps the day component?[/size]
He jealousy’s everything
Abeg shey clem don apply ?
Clem are damn great therefore she no fit use. Due to the fact end up being ma monkey son, precisely why do not your pertain first?
gabby im certain ure perhaps not referin to me[jay]because i 4 don harm u.in your interest no ignore ma toilet dt i settled u to wash.ill just be sure to bring A LEAVE for you personally and tips from yaba director* C**********8 so he culd make d jobs quicker.and so that you could go back in good-time.so you wudnt keep d protections waitin
dont dare getting a nun? how do bla bla bla progress today dat ure a nun?